About DEViL 'n' DeMoCRaCy!

One of the usual, lighthearted chats between me and guruji(*).
Note-If you are not one of those favoring devils, this is not appropriate for you. All the followers of God stay away(:)), this may be injurious to your health!
me- gudevenin!
g*Hi good evening

me- :D
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I belong to the devils camp.

me- did i tell u i hav an inclination towrds satan?
g* NO but Satan always aspired to have God's qualities

me- well maybe bt i dont...ndr i wanna be GOd nor do i wanna hav his qualities...
:)
ill remain faithful to satan
:)
g*-You devil
you from the devils party
So am I

me- grt n!
g* God is too good to be followed

me: exactly!!!!
bang on!
g* All the fun is in hell, heaven is a lonely place

me- :) ahh...we ll hav to share the throne then!
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g* there will be many aspirants for the throne in Hell because thats where the vaccancy is. In heaven the vaccancy stands filled.

(eight minutes pause)

me- and i was sayin dnt wrry...we r the best out of everyone else...have faith..we ll win the throne
hahha

g*there is another thing, hell is governed by democratic traditions and heaven by a dictator. You must be popular so can think of winning in hell but I am not very, so may not make it to the throne
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g* That you can bank on
me: :D i know!!!

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